Acme Evil

這陣子看到幾個小朋友手上都拿著一台塑膠電子機器，有紅色、黑色、藍色，看起來又是另一個騙小孩子的寵物機。
常看小朋友在那邊轉來轉去，禁不住的好奇心，我拿了一台藍色的來玩看看。可是我看不懂，我不會玩。抓了這台遊戲機的主人來問....
我：這隻寵物要怎麼養？為什麼旁邊還有一根可以轉的？是要跟牠賽跑的嗎？
小鬼：老師！那不是寵物啦！那是抓鬼機！
我：抓鬼機？怎麼玩？
小鬼：我教你！

然後他就教我要看著箭頭跟牠跑，要追！還有，底下的線不可以轉太快，一下子就轉滿了，鬼會跑掉。
結果我就自己"抓"了一隻鬼。

我：為什麼會出現怪物？
小鬼：因為那是根據磁場的變化，好像是東西南北磁場不一樣，就會出現不一樣的鬼。
我：是喔！那你這一台可以借我嗎？我明天還你。
小鬼：老師你要幹麻？
我：我今天晚上拿到墳場去抓鬼。
小鬼：= =|||
其他小鬼s：老師！你還真無聊！
我：這個不是叫做抓鬼機嗎？還可以因為磁場變化抓到鬼，那我拿去墳場應該可以抓到很多。

小鬼：

我：哈！鍾馗看到我都得甘拜下風，哈！哈！哈！
小鬼：老師，抓鬼機還給我..........................


後來上網查才知道，抓鬼遊戲還有辦比賽，還有許多種版本，看來！我年紀真的大了。

Today's sports course, was throwing the Frisbee. Suddenly discovered that the campus has a small amusement equipment belonging to a ladder-style railings. A brainstorm, let children face the railings, playing race of Frisbee Nine Block. Competitions to see who can vote in the 1-9 lattice using Frisbee. Children joy playing!
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今天的體育課，上的是飛盤投擲，突然發現校園裡有一個遊樂器材屬於小的階梯式欄杆。靈機一動，請小朋友面向欄杆，玩起 火焰大挑戰--飛盤九宮格，比賽看誰可以投中一到九格。小朋友玩到不亦樂乎呢！

Today I have two sports course. Because has a special in the class, there is accompanied by a special education teacher in class.
This class ,........
Special education teacher: "Are children happier in sports course? Feeling thy are no order, or just only this group?"
I said: "Only this class this way, like I the other one will not be. The others children will listen what teacher say, I do not know how this class do?"
Special education teacher: "Are there many classes of the children our special children?"
I said: "Ought there are not!"
Special education teacher: "I think there are a few boys look much like the children of our special classes, but I do not know them."
I said: "What ......?"
Special education teacher: "Because they would be in " nobody "state, not listening to the teacher says and only do his own things and don't know what they are doing!"
I smile: "I have discovered that I had also thought that. "
Special education teacher: "These boys really own strange behavior, if they in the special class, I can't judge any what difference of them?"
I :"............... = =!!!"
(Mystery Voices: these children are pityingly!......)
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今天去上了兩節體育課，其中一班因為有特殊的小朋友在班上，因此有位特教老師陪同上課。
今天上課時，........
特教老師："小朋友上體育課時都比較開心嗎？感覺不太守秩序，還是只有這班這樣？"
我說："只有這一班這樣，像我教的另外一班就不會，老師說得都會聽，這一班不知怎麼搞得？"
特教老師："這一個班很多是我們資源班的小朋友嗎？"
我說："應該沒有啊！"
特教老師："我覺得有幾個男生看起來很像我們資源班的小朋友，可是我卻不認識"
我說："是......？"
特教老師："因為他們會處在"忘我"的狀態，老師說得話完全聽不進去，只會做自己的事，而且不知道自己在做什麼！"
我笑了笑："這我早就發現了，我原也以為...."
特教老師："這些男生的行為真奇怪，如果把他們放在資源班裡，我還認不出來有什麼差別呢？"
我："............... = =!!!"
(謎之聲：這些小朋友真慘！......)

Wearing a pair of black jeans with horizontal broken on thigh(where look like when bought with it) to go to work. In the afternoon, one child look at me and point the broken hole, then said: "Sir, it's ok you show your broken jean, but you also expose your legs, this is not the good behavior!"
I :........(embarrassed)

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穿著一件大腿上橫向破掉的牛仔褲(破的樣子就像是剛買來時就破掉的)去上班。當天下午，一位掃地的小朋友看到，指著破洞說："老師～褲子破掉就算了，腿毛還露出來，這樣不行喔！"
我：........

Teacher:! Hey guys. Fall in! Stand at arm's~~~~length!
A child (boy) was fiddling with no order, and B child (boy) of the back was angry ~ ~
B child: "Don't you hand cite straight?"
A child :"............"
B child grasp the hands of A child and put it up: "This way, will you be?"
A child follow.......
B child suddenly excited said: "Yes, that's right.You know it, baby!"
A classmate :@#%^&*.....
Teachers :..............

He just a 11 years old boy. = =!!!
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老師：來！排好隊！向前看～齊！
A同學(男)亂動不排好，後面的B同學(男)生氣了～～
B同學："手舉直你不會嗎？"
A同學："............"
B同學抓住A同學的手往上擺："這樣你不會嗎？"
A同學照做....
B同學突然激動的說："Yes, that's right.You know it, baby!"
A同學：@#%^&*.....
老師：..............

他只是一個11歲的小男孩而已...