Baseball Hat on Reporter Meeting | 記者會上的棒球帽

The lunch time, eat my NT55 lunches and watch TV news. Oh! Some people charged another people. Some legislator accompanied at the reporter meeting, weeping with loud noise make people sympathize with them. Suddenly, I almost burst out lunches, lightly smiles! I discover each reporter meeting's "victim" all to have the same characteristic include the family members are wearing baseball hat, pulls down the hat edge, then weep. And each reporter meeting place
all are almost the same, looks like each victim all give reporter meeting in the same place.
Later, I inquire the reporter meeting date and place, then sell the baseball hat. Also may the individuality baseball hat for victim, the content which can cooperate the report meeting subjects to design above the baseball hat logo.......... !
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Is only a joke, just feel free to think. If really sell, should be animadverted to die! Ha!
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午餐時間,吃著我的55元便當看著午間新聞。哎呀!又有人出面控訴別人了,立委陪同開記者會,聲淚俱下般的不使人同情都不行。
突然,我差點噴飯,輕笑一聲!我發現到每個開記者會的"被害人"連同家屬都有共同的特徵,就是帶著棒球帽,壓低帽緣,然後抽涕哽咽,然後每個記者會的場地長得都一樣,看起來像是每個人都在同一個場地舉辦記者會。
以後,我只要打聽好記者會的時間地點,然後到門口賣棒球帽好了;還可以個性化棒球帽,針對記者會控訴的內容來設計棒球帽上面的圖案,...........!
只是個玩笑,想想就好,要是真的去賣應該會被批鬥死吧!哈!
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